I’ve been quietly collecting names for Donald Trump that I’ve found on the web, usually in comments sections for articles. When I hit 700 early on Sunday July 15th 2018 it was time, I thought, to upload it to my blog. Less than a week later,July 21st at 2:22 am, the list is up to 741. See the update below.
When I started this in early 2017 I got to about 150+ and my computer crashed. So I restarted the list from scratch, not really expecting it to get so huge. Then it got to be an interest to see just how many unique names or variations I would run across on the internet, in both articles and comments.
The names and/or descriptors range from just crude to outright clever, funny to awful or just dull and include a lot of similar formations, sometimes just different spellings for the same sounds.
Early Thursday (July 12th) I hit 666 and was kind of hoping it would stay there for a while just for fun but right away several more showed up. The Donald just keeps giving. For a while the rate of finds dropped off to a few every few days, then recently it has been about as high as possible. And there are no exact duplicates, though there are, as I said, variations galore. I alphabetized it sometime ago in Excel to make it easier to determine whether I already had a name variation. Often someone’s label will inspire a comment thread with variations on that label, giving me several at once.
When I could see it was heading to 700 I thought maybe it would pause and give me my own 700 club, but as soon as 700 showed up, so did 701.
“Mango Mussolini” was the name that first got me going. When I saw that name I went back to old movies of Mussolini and sure enough Trump’s mannerisms and face looked as though he was emulating Benito Mussolini. So that is also the name of the text file I keep these in.
Here we go with the list from my “MangoMussolini.txt” file.
741 NAMES LIST in alpha order here
Related associate names, descriptions and phrases below the names list
Alberto Fujimoron (I think the commenter mis-applied this one)
Alternative Trump (newspaper mistake using picture of Alec Baldwin’s impersonation of Trump, instead of showing Trump)
America’s First Retarded President
An Asshole’s Asshole
Arse of the Deal
Art of the Trumpaclysm
AssPestos (comment from story of Trump’s image on pallets of asbestos from Russian mining company)
Atilla the Trump
Authoritarian Dictator Pig
Authoritarian in Chief
Baron von Bonespur
Big Orange Baby
Big Orange Daddy
Big Orange Head
Big Orange Jobby
Big Orange Stooge
Big Orange Twat
Big Orange Twatwaddle
Big Yellow Kidney Stone
Bigly Dear Leader
Blondie the Pig
Bone Spur Kid
Brazen Pukey Brat
Bumbling Don (in contrast to Stuttering John in prank call-back phone call to Trump on Air Force One)
Cadet Bone Spurs
Cadet Lardass Bonespurs
Cadet ‘Spanky’ Bone Spurs
Chaos Producer in Chief
Cheater in Chief
Cheeto in Chief
Chief Fascist Pig
Chief Graben Haunt Us – comment in resonse to Pocahontas dig at Senator Warren
Chief Shitting Bull
Chooch (East Coast term, from the Italian ciuccio – means dummy, idiot, or moron)
Commander in Cheese (from mouth of KellyAnne Conway)
Commander in Cheeto
Con Man Don
Cootie in Charge
Coward In Chief == CIC
Crook in Chief
David Dennison III – his own alias in NDA with Stormy that he didn’t sign
Day Glo Dingus
DIC == Dictator In Chief
Don “Vito” Trump
Don Don the Moron
Don The Con
Don the Baby Blimp
Don Trumpoté de la Torre
Donald Dotard Dump (was duped)
Donald Jesus Trump
Donald Jong Un
Donald of Trumptania
Donald the Demon (DTD)
Donald the Menace
Donald the Ranter
Donald the Savior (ref: “And then, playing John the Baptist to Jesus, (Stephen) Miller says … fabulous news”)
Donald the Unready
Donnie 2 Chainz
Donnie Ali Bawaaw Waaaaw
Donnie Bone Spurs
Donnie Little Fingers
Donnie Q. Dump
Donnie Quixote Trump
Donnie Rotten Trump
Donnie the Dude
Donnie the Scum Bag
Donnie the Stiff
Donnie Two Bits
Donny Tosser (tosser is a Brit expression)
Dope on a Rope
Dotard von GolfTwit
Draft Dodging Don
Dumbo the Elephant
Dumps the Merciful
Dunnald and his 5″ stiletto concubine
El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago
El Presidenti Paper Tiger
El Supreme POS45
Endless Insane Trump Clown Show
Fare Prince (refering to tarifs)
Fart of the Deal
Fat A s s
Field Marshal Bone Spurs
Five-Deferment Draft Dodger
Flaming Orange Satan
Flash Don (from medieval English where Flash [town name] means Swamp)
FLOATUS (as Trump Baby Blimp floats over London)
Forever 10-Year-Old President
Forrest (evil) Dump
Fresh Prince of Bad Hair
Gelatinous Orange Pustule
General Bone Spurs
Giant Orange Anus
Golem the Trump
Great Orange Booby
Great Orange Dictator
Grifter in Charge
Groper In Chief
Human Skid Mark
Idiot In Chief – IIC
Ignorant Orange Savage
Il Duce No2 (II)
Incoherent in Chief
Inflamed Gland – IG
Iron Man Leader
Jabba the Frown
Jabba the Trump
Jethro P. Trumpkin
John Pisani Donny Two Scoops (mafia style name from comment)
Kentucky Fried Nero
King Bigly Ruler
King Donald I (ref: “fundamentalist Christian Dominionist theocratic dictatorship”)
King of Chaos
King of Distraction
King of the Swamp
King Salmon Head
Klown in Chief
LINCOTUS (Liar in chief of the US)
Little Dickie Don
Little Donny Wetpants
Little Lord Trumperoy
Little Lord Trumpleroy
Little Orange Fuhrer
Little Orange Man
Little Orphan Donnie
Little Small Man
Lord Commander Marmilade
Lord Of The Tweets
Mar a Cupcake
Masturbating Bar Stool
Masterbuting Orange Cheese Puff
Me the People!
MIC – Mocker in Chief
MIC – Moron in Chief
Minority President Trump
Mister I Alone
‘Mob Boss’ Trump
Monday Morning Quarter Pounder!
Moscow Mueller Bait
Mr. Big Deal Maker
Mr. Bone Spurs
Mr. Fart 45
Mr. Top Creep in Charge
Oaf in Office
Oaf of Office
OIC – Outrager-in-Chief
Old Orange Head
ONIT — for: Our National Ingrown Toenail
ORANGE AGENT MA-AN, ORANGE A-AGENT MA-AN! (sung in Johnny Rivers’ voice to theme of “Secret Agent Man” – 1960’s TV drama with Patrick McGoohan)
Orange Angus Beef-on-the-Hoof
Orange Bag of Putrid Gas
Orange Clown Fish
Orange Colostomy Bag
Orange Cry Baby
Orange Dawn (ironic reference to “Red Dawn” movie)
Orange Failure in Chief
Orange Ferret Comb Over
Orange Front Man
Orange Hair Monster
Orange Hulk Child
Orange Julius Caesar
Orange Knuckle Dragger
Orange Marmalade Head
Orange Sex Pest
Orange Too Sad
Orange-Tinted Insult to Common Human Decency
Orange-Topped White Supremacist
Orangina Clown Crook
Outrager in Chief (OIC)
Pee Brain (New York Daily News headline)
PINO 45 (president in name only)
POTUS = POke-and-Taunt-US (after Pocahantas crack in front of Andrew Jackson portrait while honoring code talkers)
President B.S. (see above)
President Bone Spurs
President Chia Pet Head
President Dennison (named used for him on non-disclosure he didn’t sign with Stormy Daniels)
President Heel Spurs
President Little Fingers
President Lurch and Leap
President Orange Fucktard
President Pig Face
President Single-Cell Organism
President Teenage Girl (“I don’t wanna go! Your gonna make me? Well i’ll just show up late and make a big stink while I pout in my corner. I’m gonna leave early and show them.”)
Presidunce Crooked Trump
Producer in Chief
PT Barnum of the White House
Puffy Orange Head
Putin’s Orange Agent
Racketeer in Chief
SCROTUS == So-Called Ruler of the United States
shambly mambly Russian doll Do-nal’id Trump (writing in a Scottish accent)
Slouching Tiger, Tweeting Dragon
Slum Lord Million Error
Son of Scam
Spanky the Dumpster
Squirrel-Haired Furor (sic)
Super Dump! (as in: Look up in the sky! It’s a cheeseburger, no it’s a drumstick, no it’s a Golden tumbleweed. No it’s Super Dump!)
Swine-in-Chief (from “Pearls before Swine-in-Chief.”)
Teflon Don Trump
The Blonde Don
The Case of The Barking Barstool
The Chaos President
The Cheeto Prophet
The Flatulent One
The Great Collaborator
The Great Donald Debacle
The Great Narcissist
The Great Orange One
The Great Orange Pumpkin
The Great Polluter
The Great Traitor
The Invincible Mr. Trump
The Muscovian Candidate
The Orange Man
The Orange One
The Orange Tramp
The Puke of Orange
The Siberian Candidate
The So-Called President
The Spy Who Loved Pee
The Tangerian Candidate
The Tangerine Hellbeast
The Trump Creature
The YUUUge Orange One
Traitor in Chief
tRUMP and his littlings!
Trump the Chump
Trump the Lump
Trump the Stump
Trumpo the Klown
TrumPuerRico Island Resorts
Tweeter in Chief – TIC
Twitterer in Chief
U Bum (tweet from LeBron James)
Ugly Orange Front Man
Unquenchable Fount of Untruth
Urine Top McBonespurs
US President Putin
Vladie’s Baby Mahn
Vladie’s Middle Finger
Von Trump Mafia
Vulgar Talking Yam
Wailing Anal Aneurysm (the) Or Waa
White House Fool
Wilted Caesar (regarding a wilted Caesar Salad on China trip which Dumps ordered Rex Tillerson to eat)
Wrecking Ball Donnie
Other names and concepts and associations about “Team” Trump
From CounterPunch on visit to UK – describing numerous signs held up:
“Bastard has ruined orange forever”,
“Piss off you orange bastard”,
“I could shit a better president”,
“Even Melania thinks you’re a dick”,
“Too many tweets make a twat”,
“Big orange twat”,
“Trump as welcome as a World Cup 3rd place playoff”,
“Tyrant racist umpa-lumpa misogynist psychopath”,
“You’re even worse than Morrissey”,
“In England Trump means fart”,
“All in all you’re just another prick with no wall”,
“Sorry but you’re just not our cup of tea”,
“Take Boris with you”, (Boris Johnson, brexit guy who can’t keep an elected/appointed job)
“Don’t let Trump grab us by the country” (sign held by a woman),
“Go home Trump we have enough racists as it is”,
“If the US government was an orchestra Trump would be its air guitarist”,
“Can’t comb over sexism”,
“We shall overcomb”,
“No to torture no to Trump”,
“Keep your tiny hands off our queen”,
“Feed him to the corgis”,
“Golden towers & golden showers”,
“This crowd is bigger than your inauguration crowd”
“Yer Maw Was an Immigrant, Ye Nugget.”
He’s a Russian-backed NY mobster posing as Potus!
… there are 2 things that have always disappeared quickly around Donald Trump. Reputations and Cash.
… … (reply) and humanity.
— below are the end-notes entries already posted to blogs ############
the grab-’em-by-the-pussy president
The Reality TV White House Freakshow
The White Hose
Donnieland == USA
Lugenpresse, Mein Fuhrer?
F Trump and F all rePutincans!
… a huge f***ing tumor. Orange and metastasized.
Ruh-roh! Looks like Dr. Mueller is going to perform a “Cohenoscopy” in Trump
Cohen, just a low level covfefe boy
kakistocracy (/?kæk?s’t?kr?si, -‘st?k-/) a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens
Next up.. the noted scuffed-shoe law firm of Slipp, Skipp & Tripp.
As Curly used to say: I’m trying to think, but nothing happens!
New movie sequel coming out….Saving Private Bone Spurs.
Trump would pass the guy a note saying, “I’ve got a gub!”.
“Only I can fix it”
(me) The McGuffin who owns the company
(me) “A military parade is when your uniform becomes a costume.”
The hyppocritipotomus lives in denial river
“Trump’s Razor” = “ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts”
… a careening set of brainless balls like Donald Trump …
Rename ACA from “Obama Care” to “I-vaaan-Kare”
Our Nation is at Steak, Trump Steaks
I wonder if the GREAT WALL OF TRUMP will be visible from outer space?
Trump has changed the meaning of the phrase, “Putting a 45 to our heads.”
Sean (I’m really the president) Spicer
Huckleberry-Slanders (Sarah Huckabee Sanders, press secretary)
Propaganda Barbie (Kelly Anne Conway)
Rudy Crudy Fooliani
Rucy Boo-liani, Amirite
Trumplandistan (an exclusive realm ruled by and for the billionaire class)
Traitor Tot (Don Jr)
Steve “Barbarian” Bannon
— still others
Debbie does Payday Lenders – Comment about Debbie Wasserman Schulz
Orange is the new Conway
The Orange House (instead of White House)
Forever Trumpers (staff)
Rinse Repeat (Reince Piebus)
Ku Klux Keebler Elf (Jeff Sessions)
Tony Scarface Scarmuchly (Anthony Scaramucci)
Morons making millions
NRA (the Nazi’s Right Arm)
General Buttercup Gen Kelley after taking a dressing down from Trump
Fecal Minions for Trample’s staffers
Trumpeteers in Congress
Parasite Enablement and Protection Act (more briefly known as Trumpcare)
Fright House’ (f/k/a White House)
The Sinking USS Trumpster
He hath not the stones…
regularly scheduled panicking
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein
He was paying her not to tell people how small Trump’s “credentials” are… (on Stormy Daniels’ case about Dumps’ lawyer, Michael Cohen)
Side note on DACA person who is a math student, being deported without a hearing by ICE:
she’s a member of Al Gerbra a radical group that often goes off on tangents …
comment on hiring of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director July 21, 2017
John Pisani Donny Two Scoops just hired Big Tony to get the job done right this time.
Also – a side note from an article in AEon at https://aeon.co/essays/the-macho-violent-culture-of-italian-fascism-was-prophetic
But more: seeking freedom in all things, loathing restraint, the fact of lying becomes an ambition for breaking free of the tethers of honesty, of being ‘bound’ to tell the truth. Libertarians are masters of post-truth misinformation, and their technique is simple. Take a truth (climate change, Rwandan genocide, Serbian concentration camps) and simply declare it is a lie. (A ‘myth’, a ‘hoax’, a ‘scam’, a ‘swindle’.) Sit back and wait a minute, and a very gullible press with little editorial responsibility will happily help you tell the public that they have been conned. No one wants to feel they’ve been duped so, hey presto! You have a ‘war of ideas’. Without evidence, argument or proof. Without expertise or knowledge.
The alt-Right uses ‘cuckservatives’ as its hypermasculine insult to Republicans
He flipped on a light switch and the cockroaches all scrambled into the White House.
time for a whole new category called “Alternative Humans” I’ll start with Kellyanne Conway and Stephen Miller.
Maybe Ivanka could show daddy a nice straightjacket with matching butterfly net from her asylum collection
The American Banana Republic at Mar-a-Lago
Shitforbrains with a side order of imbecile. Sterling qualifications for the job.
Typo: “If he was a muslin, …”
Russ Baker: “Pwesident Twump, Stop tweeting people like garbage.”
we don’t need editors, we have Spill Chucker
Sky Pete, I carry a covfefe every morning (reply to comment)
MAGA – Make America Grate Again
MAGA – Making America Gag Again
MAGA – Moore’s America Grates Again
MAGA – Morons Are Governing America
MAGA – Mueller Ain’t Going Away
MAGA – Make Asbestos Great Again
MMRA – Make Myself Rich Again
MRGA – Make Russia Great Again
MASA – Make America Shamed Again. And again…and again…
MAWA: make America white again
Huckelberry Spin – for press secretary Sarah Sanders
Trump, the ultimate defucktive
Help us Obi Wan KeMeuller, you’re our only hope!
The head rats, our “leaders” (if it is even possible to lead anybody anywhere inside a cage), have proven to be as mediocre and clueless as anyone else. Which is sort of proof we are a democracy, if we want to look at it that way. While it is a myth that virtually anybody can grow up to be president, we have demonstrated that nitwits have more than a fighting chance. During my 40 years writing media ass-wipe for the public, I have interviewed many of “the best of my generation,” and, believe me, most of them were not much.
Naturally, they believe they are far superior by virtue of having made it to an elevated point in the gilded cage, closer to the feed, water and sex. Because they believe it, and the media–sycophants waiting for quotes–echoes their belief, discussing their every brain fart, we tend to believe it, too. Nothing shakes our belief, not even staring directly into the face of a congenital liar and nitwit like Sarah Palin, or a careening set of brainless balls like Donald Trump or a retarded jackal like George W. Bush.
Trumpers have gone from “drain the swamp” to “the swamp is good, get over it ”
It’s not “felony leaks” that are the problem..it’s the felons in the White House!
Kelly is now encrusted with thick layers of toxic Trump cooties
Trump tweet: We’ve got a great deal for our supporters this Black Friday! Use the code GIVING for 30% off OFFICIAL Trump Merchandise -> http://bit.ly/2i2Xxro
The @GOP has turned into the Trump Home Shopping Network. SAD!
I’m getting facepalm acne.
Kristine Parkhill Lovell: A trump dog collar and leash? Seriously? He doesn’t even like dogs. He doesn’t like anyone that’s smarter than he is.
Bryan Moe: Who said the collar was for a dog? This is a Trump product after all.
Andrew Carlson: It’s one of his props from his business trip to Russia…
Could be a halfwit if he applied himself
Veto The Cheetoh!
Comments about the 18-karat gold toilet at the Guggenheim.
Alison Zapata · The University of the Arts
We’re number two! We’re number two! Hahaha
Well, so much for the donation he was just about to send you!
Douglas Housel Sr. · Works at Retired Postal Workers
future home of many cheeseburgers
Motheba Alina Nthabiseng Rakuoane · Senior Crown Counsel at Turks & Caicos Islands Government Press Office
To complement his golden showers I guess??
Emma Noonan · Works at Bum Rogers Crabhouse & Tavern
He just told him where he “Can Gogh”
Jay Scott · Malibu, California
1st Amendment toilet paper in the white house?
Chris Comacho · Stockton, California
More like a Van “Go”. Do the “showers” match the seat? ????
Hilary Marion · New York, New York
Finally! “the king” gets a suitable throne ????????
Evelyn Roberts ·Owner/ President at Yummy Fat
They should have also offered a Golden Shower. He’d totally accept that.
Faye Grubb · University of Evansville
They probably thought he had to Gogh!
Julie B. Trivedi · Medical Director of Infection Prevention for University Hospitals at UT Southwestern Medical Center
A Sh..hole for him to use.
On the military parade he wants
It’s actually really funny that top pentagon officials are being ordered to throw a parade for a reality tv dipshit.
(me) If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, paddles like a duck, flies like a duck it should be obvious, it’s an elephant.
Trump: “We’re gonna’ build a wall.”
China: “That won’t work, trust us.”
Phil Newton · Wordsmith at Self-Employed :: Good God. Still waiting for the South to writhe again.
“Ben Carson … tossed out the Hippocratic Oath and replaced it with the Hippocritic Oath …” (HUD secretary)
From comment on Rudy Giuliani exposing payoffs to Cohen to cover payoffs to Stormy Daniels::
old Giulie is like a puppy carpet bombing the WH, they need to follow him around with newspapers
Carl Echevarria · Works at Retired::
Did Trump actually hire Giulliani or is he, R.G., doing it for sport, a la pro bono?
They do make a nice looking couple!
Rudy looks like he swallowed the White House.
And the fact it was bad for women was just a bonus for them.
TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
Trump lives in a land of make believe ME.
Dumps wanted to own his own football team, the Brooklyn (Bone) Spurs.
“2 reality stars walk into the oval(bar) office …” On Kim Kardshian meet with Trump on prison reform
After the successes of the left in the 60’s and 70’s, the state turned to counter-insurgency lawfare.
Miracle E Brown: Trump? Think? Quit with the comedy.
Richard Roeder to Miracle E Brown: Sorry, what was I thinking?
Bob Jase: You can summon the devil and sell him your soul or work for Trump – either has the same effect.
Who knew rock bottom had a basement?
On asbestos story with Trump’s face on Russian pallets of the stuff:::
* Given how toxic Tr*mp is, putting his face on asbestos makes perfect sense.
* Asbestos and trump are bad for your health. Truth in advertising!
* more proof that anything attached to tRump is dangerous to humankind….
* It fits. His image should also be on cans of rat poison etc.
Scott :: Trump is our Nero.
ErnestineBass to Scott :: Having never mastered the fiddle, Drumpf plays a dog whistle instead.
on the golf course Dump pees off
on the Trump Baby Blimp over London:::
Wayne George : The resemblance is remarkable. Thin skin and gas.
Was it Adolf Giulliani or Sara Sucker-be Sanders or maybe that Compulsive lying lapdog Wannabe a SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh that declared that the President should not have to be bothered by the Russian Probe or any indictments against him , he has lots of more difficult things to worry about, like : Playing other 18 holes of golf , crashing weddings with the hope of grabbing some pussy , Or maybe laying around the swimming pool working on his Orange tan and scarfing down a couple of buckets of KFC while he uses those greasy fingers to tweet insults at everyone in the world .
New bumper sticker for trumpers. PUTIN / TRUMP 2020 When you just cannot admit you were WRONG.
Jared owns a building in NYC with address of 666. It is a sign! LOL